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[icantbelievethis]

Dear community:

Thanks for the free food.

Double chocolate cookies shouldn't taste like powdered milk, though. Eww.

And since when does a butter cookie taste like an actual stick of butter?

Love, but only sometimes, like when you gave me a lifetime supply of chocolate that actually tasted like real chocolate, because it was, not like these,

Nagisa.

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[selfished]

Huh? What was wrong with the cookies?

[ Guess who ate them like an idiot.

Also guess who didn't even mind the taste of any of them. Granted, she probably ate them so quickly she barely even noticed.. ]

[icantbelievethis]

They didn't taste right. Come have the rest of mine, I don't wanna waste.

[selfished]

Just send 'em right on over, I could use some more! It's not often that the community itself is giving away free food, y'know?

[icantbelievethis]

Even weird food?

[selfished]

I dunno, it doesn't seem weird to me! Maybe you guys are all just wusses.

[icantbelievethis]

Do you even taste your food?

[selfished]

Sure I do! They didn't really taste like normal cookies, but good enough to eat, sure. No complaints here.

[icantbelievethis]

Kyouko, I swear you're a food processor who wished to come to life.

[selfished]

Heh, what kinda lame wish would that be? A food processor's already got everything it needs, it just gets fed without even having to move!

[icantbelievethis]

Look, I don't know. I'll just send you the cookies.

[selfished]

[ Hehe. ]

Mission accomplished.

[icantbelievethis]

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